Used Barbie Dream Miata for sale in Sumter, SC

This car? This car here? It's a mee-yah-tah. A 1992 Mazda Miata, or MX-5 if you're a hipster. Or NA6 if you're a rice nerd. And if you didn't know any of that, count yourself as one of the beautiful few not preoccupied with labels.

What you'll get for your hard earned is a high mileage commuter's dream machine with a top that drops and headlights that pop! Instead of driving home from getting yelled at all day, imagine that you are carving away the headaches of your 9 to 5 down a picturesque highway as the autumn leaves turn from green to orange and scatter in the wake of your Sunday afternoon soul quest.

This example of the lauded Miata is provided for your viewing pleasure in Pepto Pink, a.k.a. Barbie Dream Car. Period correct in no era, this color is suavely layered over the very blah original white by perhaps one of Maaco's best painters. Earl Scheib himself couldn't have cut more corners when put this plan in action (wikipedia that one, kiddos). This is what we'd call a 20 foot paint job, and that was before the previous owner had a couple three misdrives.

"Tonya's", emblazoned in matching pink vinyl across the windshield like a name in the waistband of a stranger's pair of tighty whities you found in your wash after a trip to summer camp, is a simple reminder. This car will serve more than one master. It stands as a golden model for today's disposable cars to strive for. I too, like Tonya before me, have left my mark. A set of teal green Drifz Spec-R 15x8 wheels wrapped in Federal AZ-01 tires gives just the right amount of "zazz" to it's all too pink form.

I could tell you stories of it's former glories; tales of angry pimps, high speed chases and a working girls dream, broken but not forgotten, to drive beneath those Vegas lights with top down and spirits high... But the past evanesces and the truth is a vapor that cannot hold its form as we breathe our lies through it. Anyway, the best story about this car will be the one you get to make for yourself.

Now for the "facts":
Q: Is it fast?
A: Meh... It's a 1.6L four cylinder.

Q: Is it and automatic?
A: YES IT IS!

Q: Does it get killer gas mileage?
A: Meh... 19 mpg.

Q: Does the top leak?
A: NOPE, NOT YET!

Q: Is it super-duper reliable?
A: ...It's 27 years old, so...

Q: Will it reliably start a conversation with absolute strangers?
A: EVERY TIME!

Q: Will my teenager get into trouble in the backseat while parked on Lover's Lane?
A: NO. BACK. SEAT!

Text me. Call me. Let's go for a drive. It's my daily. I'll give you the rundown of what I've done and what else could be done.

THANKS!

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this and want to buy my car, thank God.